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What's wrong with our society. 

• Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
• America: Well sure why not?
• Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
• America: Whatever you want!
• Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
• America: Okay, sounds like fun!
• Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
• America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO

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• Me: Work sucks
• Tom Delonge: I know

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horanyforallstar:

shout out to bands who play intimate venues for a cheap price and meet everyone who goes to see them.

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Just you wait, cunt. I'll fucking cut you, one day. I like trains. And music. And my guitars. And I'm sure none of you honestly give a fuck about who I am. I enjoy headbanging enthusiastically to my music whilst I'm alone in my room. I fantasise about throwing punches at people who deserve them. I'm hungry. Hermione can't draw. Testicles. That is all.

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